1. Even though I hate spending money, because it makes me feel really guilty, I’m excited for the couple of cool things I just ordered on Amazon.

    …and then next week I will have to spend even more money to purchase my school books and I’ll cry.

    Also, the loans I’m racking up to go to school have had me in a perpetual state of anxiety lately. Like, fuck. I’m a senior. This shit is real. And six months after graduation I have to start paying it all back and damn that sucks.

    Universe, just let me win the lottery. Please.

  2. thesassylorax:





    girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket 

    having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry

    none of you can do it discreetly anyways

    we see you

    everyone sees you

    (via gypsy--rose)

  3. m-e-s-t-i-z-a:



    im so fucked up over the fact that some countries have free college

    and free healthcare 

    Kinda like their government acknowledges that those are rights not privileges

    (via thatpotterguy)

    - it means no memories, for the rest of the night  (via suchvodka)

    (Source: xxxl0veleenxxx, via schadenfreudianslipandslide)